![]() I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. If you are a student you should always get a good night’s sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’. Who said nights were for sleep? Marilyn Monroe And walk around pantless when your baby walks around pantless. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. Everyone knows this classic tip, but I say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. LewisĪ professor is someone who talks in someone else’s sleep. Many things – such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly – are done worst when we try hardest to do them. Late last night I slew my wife, Stretched her on the parquet flooring I was loathe to take her life, But I had to stop her snoring! Harry Graham When people tell me “You’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep in until noon because I’m a problem solver. Terri Guillemetsĭreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. James ThurberĪ day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting. Mindy KalingĮarly to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won’t get much sleep. No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. ![]() Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. ![]() My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? Ernest Hemingway We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today. I think sleeping was my problem in school. ![]() I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep. Those who snore always fall asleep first. If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. UnknownĮarly to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. “I’m going to bed” really means “I’m going to lie in my bed and go on my phone”. Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep. They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. My mother told me to follow my dreams, so I took a nap. You’ve got to love yourself.People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one. You’ve got to stop asking everyone for their opinions. You’ve got to stop over thinking why he stopped caring about you over six months ago. You’ve got to stop worrying about what you’re going to tell her when she finds out. Sleep in on Saturday mornings and wake yourself up early on Sunday. You’ve got to stop letting yourself get upset about things that won’t matter in two years. You’ve got to compliment someones crooked brows at an art fair and tell them that their eyes remind you of green swimming pools in mid July. You are not the moon kissing the black sky. You’ve got to stop taking everything so goddam personally. Then you’ve got to wash all your sheets until they smell of lemon detergent you bought for four dollars at the local grocery store. You’ve got to come home after a bad day and burn your skin from a shower. You’ve got to sit next to the man at the train station who’s reading your favorite book and start a conversation. You’ve got wake up at four in the morning, brew black coffee, and stare at the birds drowning in the darkness of the dawn. ![]()
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